046. Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.  (Although I think I may have beaten her to it today – that’s a first for me!)

Yesterday, when it FINALLY starting snowing here in lovely Arkansas, I did not complain about the pathetic amount of snow compared to what I’m used to back home – not me! And then, of course, I did not delete that gripey Facebook status because people complain about me being too negative.  Nope, why would I ever do that?

This morning, after a long night of a mostly-good snowfall, I did not decide to bundle Casey up and take him outside before giving him breakfast – nope, because good moms would never do that!  And after last week’s mullet mishap (side story: he has pinkeye, his bangs were getting in his eyes, so I cut them and now he has a terribly legit mullet), I most certainly did not promise mullet-in-the-snow pictures and then put a cap on him before going out to play – not me! I would never go back on that hilarious of a promise!

See?  No mullet on my kiddo – I would never do that, right?

Casey did not immediately lose his (too big) mitten and freak out about his hand getting icy cold snow on it – nope, not my kid! He also did not proceed to freak out while sitting in a sad little lump in the yard.  And, being the outstanding mama that I am, I did not sit there with my camera and record the whole thing – not me!

Oh, and while we’re at it… when we went outside, I was, once again, a spectacular mom and carried him outside of the house and did not just let him walk and trip onto the ground… and I did not have the camera going to capture that graceful moment!

So, what have YOU not been doing on this beautiful Monday morning?

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